Story Competition for the worst: from idea to reality Carolina Cutolo!
Here the ten finalists!
Believe me, there was no easy task to choose the songs received the ten ugliest stories Attending awaited final. But at the end of a long, serious and merry analysis of the texts were selected jewelry ten, ten focus of crap, ten wonderful pens that have not only been able to put pen to paper his intellectual mediocrity (and sometimes even moral), not only had the stomach to not delete similar pearl once woefully aware of the freak birth, but they also had the great courage to participate in this contest. One thing is certain, or is it rare writers, because they have a remarkable ability to laugh at themselves, or players (alas, too rare) frustrated by the excessive prices of the books cover, they would do anything, even public humiliation, if only to buy, read, own and keep as treasures just some of the finest books of literary history. In both cases, there is no doubt, these brave heroes.
Here are the names of the finalists and a short excerpt from the text read during the evening of the final, public attention in the audience who will vote and elect at its sole discretion the worst story of the evening, and therefore the winner:
Roberta Angeloni, The fountain by Bernini:
- "You, my sweetest love, that I met on the bridge dressed in eternity that led to the streets. Cerulean were, my love, in awkward movements."
Leonardo Battisti, The Hedgehog:
- "Nature, in short, basked in its perfection, the one that tried to contaminate humans for centuries with their stupid selfishness."
Gianpaolo Castellano, Future History:
- "Look, Kit, I finally understood: Pegasus after the mission I have not only killed my turn to be able to kill a day."
Lorenzo De Bor, in the arms of an octopus:
- "As expected picks, pulling me towards her pants oh God no ... Yeah ... her hand slips inside my pants, panic. "
Dezi Alexander, even with a slight advance:
-" I smiled, turning to the side. I always enjoy the fantasies of children ... ".
Simone Ghelli, Paris:
-" followed by the greetings, explanations. We eat and observe all the rituals of cleaning before going to bed. "
Andrea Warren and Patricia Tagliamonte, Bachata:
-" That time when we danced in two but it seemed to me because you were three feet Picciche drunk on vodka sweetened one of pasticchetta Estasy Lee ... .. oh. "
Daniela Rindi, Apology:
-" No Jesus, you show too clearly that you never cared for young people and demonstrate good your absolute disregard for what they dragged me to court. "
Carlo Sperduti, Letter:
-" Do you realize that this moment has already passed, that no longer exists ? Do you realize that everything that we did not exist and not exist? "
Zabaglia Angelo, we were:
-" I realize that the case was put on the stereo to put something I said do not you dance away to the Caribbean and trigger group, but those Songs that make you stand up electric travel even hear the wind caresses the sand and raises the purity of his hand. "
Want to know how far they were able our authors to go into these ten extraordinary opprobrium? Want to find out who will live in the coveted prize and the title of author of the story more ugly? Flocked to miss this evening, you will vote and decide the winner!
We look forward to Thursday, February 24 at 21:30 at the Hula Hoop Club (via LF De Magistris 91/93 Rome, Pigneto area). Admission is free with card (2 €).
And above all ...
to win ... THE WORST!
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